Clinical Insanity

I think I should really start a business. "Woman who seeks out the clinically insane and reports them to authorities to get them out of the dating pool"

I know I have high standards, but why are the crazies drawn to me.

1. Case number one. We will call him Paulie. We have great conversation meet up for date #1 and after a great dinner decide to go to the movies but both drive over. He proceeds to take the exit and book it for home. But not after ignoring me for 30 minutes and then telling me he "wasn't feeling it" VIA text. I then get an email from him a week later telling me that he was sorry and he was an asshole and that he got flustered and get't freaked out when that happens and leaves. So we talk again a week or so and decide to get together to watch some football and a movie. The day before I ask for his address so that I can figure out how long it will take me to get there, and what time i need to leave. That was last Thursday.... I still don't know where he lives.
2. Number two, let's call him Bi-Polar. We have great conversation. He starts off by telling me how serious he is about wanting to find a good woman. I think wow, a guy that's legit. Really in this for real. We make plans to meet up and he gets called in for overtime. We had plans to meet for lunch before I left to go out of town for a few days he never calls or texts (I texted him THAT morning asking if we were still on) and I don't hear from him until that afternoon late, he was "sick". So i go out of town and we talk through the trip and then on the way back I say something and he never responds, so I wait for a reply. Nothing. I'm not going to sit around and bug someone that can't message me so I don't say anything. I finally text him this Sunday (about 2 weeks later) and we start talking he says he thought I met someone, whatever. We make plans to meet up Thursday and I tell him a day later I may have to change nights I might have to go see the house I am moving into that night cause I have to go when the lady is available. He FLIPS on me. Telling me there is no way someone is as busy as I am, I have cancelled on him three times now, I need to grow up, lose his number, he can "see why I am single" and then calls me a N*&%#@. NOT OK. He then proceeds to text me 20 minutes later saying sorry sweetie and that he really hopes we still meet up Thursday. It's all on me since I am the one always busy and cancelling on him. No sorry about why he called me the N word, his response "you were acting like one".

Really. I should get paid for this crap! I am diagnosing crazies like a freaking Psychologist!

I am getting all worked up just reliving this crap!