Is it just me....

Ok, so is it just me or is dating CREEPY these days?!

Guys here are a few things NOT to do when pursuing a lady:

1) Don't call me babe, honey, sweetheart. Those are terms of endearment for someone you ENDEAR! Not someone you have emailed three times and texted for a day.
2) Don't ask for sexy pictures, just don't do it. It's weird and creepy.
3) And don't bargain with us by saying you will do the same, I don't' want some weird picture of you trying to look cool!
4) Don't use a smiley in every text, you aren't a 17 year old Girl!
5) Don't tell me what impresses me, I think I know after 28 years..... thanks.
6) Don't ask me what my best physical feature is and when I say my smile you say what else. I know you want me to say my Boobs or my Ass. GROW UP!

I think I could go on and on with this list. Guys, please stop being creepy! I don't want to die alone!

How old are we....

I have to come to the blog world and hash out my feelings on this one. Where does a 30 something year old man find it is ok to just stop talking to someone....

GROW UP! You talked to me less than 7 days ago. What happened between a text saying "Hey, how was your trip" and a VM asking the same(within SEVERAL days of course) to where you now just won't respond to me?! I don't get it. I thought I was dealing with an adult, that is obviously not the case. Apparently I in dealing with men you must subtract 10-20 years from their actual age when referring to the dating process.

I really want to go on a rampage and text furiously saying how dare you think you are better than me and can just stop talking to me. HOW DARE YOU! Tell me hey, I found someone else. Or hey I'm just a douche bag and not really looking for anything so I dont' know why I pay for a dating site in the first f&^$#@* place!

I mean really, GROW UP!

Football

<p>Did my first college football tailgate today. What a fun afternoon/evening. The game sucked, halftime was the highlight. The bands joined forces and did a salute to all the armed forces. Very fun night with one of mt best gal pals and friends.</p>
<p>We did the grilling. I made festive team color cupcakes. Some of my famous dip. It was all star, although I really should have eaten more that a few chips and a chicken sausage because its almost midnight and I'm starving!!

RIP

Lastly RIP Kim Kardashian's Marriage. The last glimmer of hope for true love.... BAHAHAHA

Clinical Insanity

I think I should really start a business. "Woman who seeks out the clinically insane and reports them to authorities to get them out of the dating pool"

I know I have high standards, but why are the crazies drawn to me.

1. Case number one. We will call him Paulie. We have great conversation meet up for date #1 and after a great dinner decide to go to the movies but both drive over. He proceeds to take the exit and book it for home. But not after ignoring me for 30 minutes and then telling me he "wasn't feeling it" VIA text. I then get an email from him a week later telling me that he was sorry and he was an asshole and that he got flustered and get't freaked out when that happens and leaves. So we talk again a week or so and decide to get together to watch some football and a movie. The day before I ask for his address so that I can figure out how long it will take me to get there, and what time i need to leave. That was last Thursday.... I still don't know where he lives.
2. Number two, let's call him Bi-Polar. We have great conversation. He starts off by telling me how serious he is about wanting to find a good woman. I think wow, a guy that's legit. Really in this for real. We make plans to meet up and he gets called in for overtime. We had plans to meet for lunch before I left to go out of town for a few days he never calls or texts (I texted him THAT morning asking if we were still on) and I don't hear from him until that afternoon late, he was "sick". So i go out of town and we talk through the trip and then on the way back I say something and he never responds, so I wait for a reply. Nothing. I'm not going to sit around and bug someone that can't message me so I don't say anything. I finally text him this Sunday (about 2 weeks later) and we start talking he says he thought I met someone, whatever. We make plans to meet up Thursday and I tell him a day later I may have to change nights I might have to go see the house I am moving into that night cause I have to go when the lady is available. He FLIPS on me. Telling me there is no way someone is as busy as I am, I have cancelled on him three times now, I need to grow up, lose his number, he can "see why I am single" and then calls me a N*&%#@. NOT OK. He then proceeds to text me 20 minutes later saying sorry sweetie and that he really hopes we still meet up Thursday. It's all on me since I am the one always busy and cancelling on him. No sorry about why he called me the N word, his response "you were acting like one".

Really. I should get paid for this crap! I am diagnosing crazies like a freaking Psychologist!

I am getting all worked up just reliving this crap!

When is enough, enough....

I dont' know where the title comes from. I just want to complain and it sounded catchy.

So yesterday I am anxiously awaiting a couple of Fed-Ex packages. When we get deliveries he usually comes around 3:30PM on the dot, consistently so I run out at lunch for 40 minutes tops and the guy comes (literally 5 minutes after i left my house). So today I don't go anywhere, put off my errands and it's 3:37PM and the asshole still hasn't arrived. Like, really!?!

And when (after a breakup) do people stop asking you, so have you talked to "the ex" lately. No I haven't talked to him. He broke up with me, he broke MY heart.... what do i have that I would possibly want to say to him. I'm not going to call him to chit chat, are you people insane. I don't care about him and his new girl (long painfully irritating story) or that he is going on a work trip next week. None of that is relevant to me anymore. I want to move on, and you people are really stunting that for me by constantly asking me if I have talked to him.

Fabulous... here comes the Fed-ex truck now!

Betrayal and other such bitchiness

You know, when did girl code go out of style. I never got the memo. When your "friend" dates someone for 4+years there should be longer than a 4 day waiting period to go after him. I mean I had to wait longer that that to send in my mail-in-rebate on my last cell phone purchase!

I guess the point needs to be seen as said person was never your friend at all. And said ex-boyfriend, well there is just no comment for that POS.

In the end I guess they deserve each other; The rotten scum that broke your heart and the heartless whore who wasted no time being his next heartbreak.

(At least you have the privilege of knowing the mean stuff he said to her pre-rebound, and you can laugh about it to yourself whenever you need a good chuckle)

Fire

Yes. It is that time of year again.  I love a fire in the fireplace, so nice.

Especially on football Sunday's!!

Hair

The best part of being home is being back to have Katie do my hair.  As you can see attached I got my feather put back in my hair. I love it.

Today was really less than productive. Wow! Bad news bears.

Again with it....

So I have decided to give today's ranting another go round.

I think after careful consideration, as well as MULTIPLE android phones and replacements, I have finally decided that my next phone is going to be a iPhone. I just don't hear about apple users having nearly the issues I have had. And I'm also considering an iPad, does that mean I am crossing over to the dark side? I think so....

I am also on the search for the perfect scarf. One that is fluffy and sits up when around my neck, and probably an infinity scarf cause I have no idea what to do with the ends when you wrap it around and frankly 9/10 times it looks silly the way I wind up wrapping it. Only thing is something I like is next to impossible to find. Help!?! Where do I look, the search continues.... i think Etsy is my next location to search. I started there the other day but was overwhelmed by the plethora of options available to me.

So much to say...

I have so much to say in this introduction that i don't know where to start. Instead of writing in a journal and my hand going numb in pain I have decided to join the 21st Century and Blog about it. I have so much to say, why not say it online for the world to hear.

I have recently become addicted to #pinning. Pinterest has become my worst productivity enemy. I could sit on their for hours gaining countless ideas for crafts I will never attempt and outfits I will never wear, but it's like driving past a train wreck, you just can't help but look.

And yes I was one of the many who watched all 4 hours of the Kim Kardashian wedding special. I don't care what anyone says... I love her and want to meet her!