So yesterday I am anxiously awaiting a couple of Fed-Ex packages. When we get deliveries he usually comes around 3:30PM on the dot, consistently so I run out at lunch for 40 minutes tops and the guy comes (literally 5 minutes after i left my house). So today I don't go anywhere, put off my errands and it's 3:37PM and the asshole still hasn't arrived. Like, really!?!
And when (after a breakup) do people stop asking you, so have you talked to "the ex" lately. No I haven't talked to him. He broke up with me, he broke MY heart.... what do i have that I would possibly want to say to him. I'm not going to call him to chit chat, are you people insane. I don't care about him and his new girl (long painfully irritating story) or that he is going on a work trip next week. None of that is relevant to me anymore. I want to move on, and you people are really stunting that for me by constantly asking me if I have talked to him.
Fabulous... here comes the Fed-ex truck now!